The Dress That All of London Is Talking About Today

Glamour model-turned-DJ Lauren Pope arrived at the Breaking Dawn premiere in London wearing a “custom made” dress by Louis Heal that made J-Lo’s infamous Grammy dress look positively puritanical in comparison. Tweeted Pope (in an Eliza Doolittle accent, I presume): “On way to Twilight premiere, hope we ain’t too late! I musta used a whole roll of tit tape on my dress, pls stay in place!! Ha…” and “Its tit taped within an inch of its life down my bum! Ha ha.” Stay classy, Lauren! Love you! And I love the fist-in-crotch action in this picture, trying to keep a gust of wind from traumatizing poor Taylor Lautner, who had ALREADY SEEN ENOUGH! “Please, Mommy, make it stop!” he was overheard sobbing in the men’s room later.

 

 

 

Related

RuPaul’s ‘Born Naked’ Nominated for Three Independent Music Awards

RUPaul

The 14th Annual Independent Music Awards Nominees were just announced, and QUEEN MOTHER RuPaul was nominated for 3 awards! Big conDRAGulations to ... Watch Now

Wait A Minute: What the Hell is a #BlackHotSpud? TS Madison Talks Gay Social Media Apps

Wait A Minute Social Media Growlr Grindr Christian Mingle

TS Madison rants about the pros and cons of gay apps: Grindr, Scruff, Growlr, Adam4Adam, G.B.C., and Christian Mingle. You'll split your sides when ... Watch Now