Three years into the franchise and I still can’t tell my Ashley Greenes from my Nikki Reeds. Bad fag. ONE of them is wearing a lovely seafoam-colored Marchesa gown, while the other one (as dlisted points out) “looks like a giant red lace tampon cozy.” Then there’s Taylor, and I’m sorry, but this picture clinches it: I’m just not that into him anymore. He’s all pinched and squinty and that chin is too Stan Smith, and I feel bad for the poor little guy because he had his moment in the sun. but clearly that moment is over. It’s a shame, but there’s no getting around it: He just looks slightly curdled these days. And just when he was about to come out of the closet, too. God, life is cruel. Jackson Rathbone, however, is getting more and more interesting. I mean, WHAT SORT OF HOLY HELL IS HE WEARING? A cranberry-colored crushed velvet suit? Did he get it from the Hot Topics remnants bin? It’s so douchey that it’s turning me on BIG TIME. And that all that powder under his eye? I LOVE that he’s referencing Nicole Kidman 2009. And I’m not even showing you pictures of Rob and Kristen, because they’re the dullest dressed of the bunch. As usual.