After you finished reading the Ashton Kutcher cover story in Sunday’s Parade magazine, you probably missed the item about what the boys on Leave It to Beaver (1957-1963) are doing now. You might not care, but they’re all still alive and Jerry Mathers (Beaver, in the cap), 61, is the only one of the Angus T Joneses of their day who’s still acting. Dreamy heartthrob Tony Dow (Beaver’s bro Wally, in the passenger seat at left), 64, is a sculptor; Frank Bank (Lumpy, driving), 67, is an investment advisor; and Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell, in the back with Beaver), 66, became a cop and retired after being shot.