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Brace yourself. You’re going to hear some of that famous Trumpian lockerroom talk that Republicans find so amusing.
A little context:
At a 2007 party at the Playboy mansion, Adam Carolla broadcast his radio show, “The Adam Carolla Show,” live, and interviewed party guest Donald Trump Jr who was there with his pregnant wife and stepmother Melania Trump.
The since-forgotten segment has been preserved by the Internet Archive. It lasts a little over 13 minutes, and covers topics like Donald Jr talking about his junk, his Dad’s junk, and whether he finds his Dad’s wife hot.
Some highlights via HuffPo:
On his predicament
Trump Jr.: Can you believe the hell I’m going through? I’m at the Playboy Mansion with a pregnant wife! It doesn’t get worse than that, does it? Now, I love my wife, but that is rough. And I’m going to pay for these statements later on tonight. I’m gonna pay.
On Melania’s age
Host: Donald, your pregnant wife is chatting up Melania, your stepmother. What is the age gap between those two?
Trump Jr.: Much closer than most would ever guesstimate. Probably about five years, six years.
Host: Which one’s older?
Trump Jr.: My wife.
Trump Jr.: No, I’m just kidding.
On Banging Miss America
Host: Number two: Did you ever have sex with Miss USA?
Trump Jr.: Which one?
Trump Jr.: I’m just kidding, baby!
On Melania’s hotness:
Host: Are you attracted to your stepmother?
Trump Jr.: I think she’s a very lovely lady.
On his inheritance:
Host: And the last one is: Have you ever thought about killing your dad for his money?
Trump Jr.: Well, you know…
Host: That’s a yes.
On whether he or his dad has the larger penis:
Host: I got one question, Donald Jr.: When you and your pops are in the shower, who’s got the bigger package? You know what I’m saying.
Trump Jr.: You know, and I will get fired for this, but I’m never going to say that I don’t. I will get fired for that. By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.
Charming. And now you know.
Next up: Stormy’s pics.
(top photo: Media Punch)