You go, gurl. When Christopher Scheller, 18, slid off Old Hanover Road in Heidelberg Township and struck a tree, Southwestern Regional police suspected he was intoxicated. He was taken to a local hospital, where X-rays found “an abnormality” in his rectum. According to ABC27: “Scheller initially refused to have the object removed but eventually consented, and medical staff found a bag of synthetic marijuana, a socket wrench, four bracelets, four necklaces, and 11 ladies rings.” Sounds like Thairin. Police said they later learned that Scheller stole the jewelry from a home, and apparently concealed the items in his body as the officer was approaching the scene of the crash.