Morning Magic

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Your Pantone Breakfast

Pantone bacon 'n' eggs are always eggsactly the right color. ... See the Rest

Breakfast: Bacon Bad

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Now Here’s Amanda Lepore with Your Morning Musical Interlude

Lepore does Monroe in "I Wanna Be Loved by Da Bop (Marilyn Monroe vs WTF!)." Click here for lots of pics, info, Pop Water, and other stuff. Amanda loves you. ... See the Rest

Breakfast Prayer to Bacon

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Shaver Misbehavior

After a full-body once-over with the Philips Norelco electric shaver, from face to pubes, you'll feel so slick you'll want to f*ck yourself. Or so says this awesome commercial. See the Rest

Your Morning Optical Illusion

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Your Morning Workout

Fleshback 1980s ... See the Rest