Um, did you know Cap’n Crunch has a talk show? Where he hangs out with guests in a giant cereal bowl? He does, and it’s as creepy as you imagine. In this episode, he talks Twitter with a Bieberesque young pop star named Sharky. I feel like my childhood has just been violated.
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This is what I love about these “Transformations” – how quickly we veer from the sublime to the ridiculous. Last week, if you recall, Matthew Andersen transformed me into a gorgeous Carmen Dell’Orefice-type goddess, and it was GORGEOUS. This week, performance artist and noted tranimal Fade-Ra Phay and I play dress-up with some nutty tranimal accessories and IT’S COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE. The end result? I look like an elegant, slightly overweight spider plant.
So Doritos is now making Doritos flavored like tacos flavored like Doritos? (via Philthy’s Diversions)
I don’t know who this Bo Bruce is. I don’t know why she’s bringing this ratched DIY Thunderdome madness to the Star Trek Into Darkness premiere, or why her dyed-to-match shoulder pad is sticking out of her dress, but I’m going to kind here, and give her props for those spidery under-eyelashes. Thumbs up for those, Bo.