Here We Go Again: Giorgio Armani Doesn’t Think Gay Men Should “Dress Homosexual”

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What is it with these weirdly homophobic Italian gay designers? Earlier this year, of course, Stefano Gabbana (of Dolce & Gabbana) found himself in hot water when he came out against gay families. Now Giorgio Armani has come out with a nutty statement about how gay ... See the Rest

“God” Has Sex with a Tree While High on Flakka, Assaults Police Officers

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Another day, another looney story coming out of Florida about a deranged Flakka user. A man in Melbourne, Florida – high on the new synthetic drug and calling himself God –  attacked a police officer when he was discovered having sex with a tree. HA! reports ... See the Rest

WTF OTD: Man Has GIANT LEECH As Pet, Lets It Feed on His Arm

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Leeches are obviously the new hairless cats or Labradoodles. Everybody wants them. Last night on Good Work we saw them used to give blood facials. Today, we learn of a man in Japan who has a PET leech, and that he lets it feed on his arm every night! Via Oddity Central: The ... See the Rest

The Man with the 9-Pound Penis

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Meet Micha Stunz. Micha has a 9 inch-long penis that weighs between 7.5 – 9.5lbs. It got that way through silcone injections which, he says, provide no physical pleasure and actually make sex much more difficult for him - "although it is not impossible." He cannot get a ... See the Rest

Divorce Court Shocker: Man Accuses Girlfriend of Sleeping with the Entire Wu-Tang Clan

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Nathan accuses his girlfriend Lia of sleeping with the entire Wu-Tang Clan group after a concert. "She did. She gave Wu some tang," he tells Judge Lynn Toler. “Nothing inappropriate happened," Lia states. "Let me put on the record that the Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen.” She ... See the Rest

Watch a Man French Kiss a Giraffe Because Why Not?


It's called SCIENCE, people. GROW UP. If a man wants to show you what giraffe tongues are like, then the least you could do is watch and not snicker. Giraffe tongues, it turns out, are about 20 inches in length, usually colored an ugly dark black, blue, or purple. The clip above ... See the Rest

Transformations: In Which I am Transformed Into a Demonic Molly Ringwald


It's all-new episode of Transformations with the gorgeous Gabe Wing who gives me the 16 Candles treatment. Like, literally. There are 16 candles attached to my head, that drip hot wax all over me. It's all raaaaaaather painful, but ultimately a fun look for fab masochists. Check ... Watch Now

Um, Ew: Jeopardy Contestant Gives Cringeworthy Answer

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On Friday night's episode of Jeopardy, a contestant named Tom made everybody sliiiiiiiiiightly uncomfortable with his gaffe. The board read: "In Common Law, the age of this – signaling adulthood – is presumed to be 14 in boys and 12 in girls." The question was supposed to be: ... See the Rest