The Razzie Nominations Are Here (and They Are SPOT ON)

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Worst Actress Tyler Perry – A MADEA CHRISTMAS Noomi Rapace – DEAD MAN DOWN and PASSION Selena Gomez – GETAWAY Lindsay Lohan – INAPPROPRIATE COMEDY AND THE CANYONS Naomi Watts – MOVIE 43 and DIANA Halle Berry – MOVIE 43 and THE CALL Jennifer Lopez – PARKER Gemma Arterton – RUNNER RUNNER and HANSEL and GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS Jurnee ... See the Rest

Worst Trend of the Year

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That damned Givenchy nose ring. Sure, when you first see it you think "Oh! Isn't that marvelous? Like a very chic bull!" And of course no trend should be practical – trends by definition are pointless and senseless and slightly idiotic – but this goes beyond that. I mean LOOK AT IT. You can't drink a cocktail, do a bump, suck a dick, eat a chicken ... See the Rest