I’ve been looking forward to getting my hands on Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes for several weeks now, so the disappointment that has cum from eventually reading it has been as sour as the recipes themselves. I imagine.
First I thought it was a joke, given user comments on their website such as “I work at McDonalds, and I’ve been doing this for years.” But no.
“Semen contains a good balance of fructose sugars, protein, enzymes.. [etc etc]” and is “available in many, if not most homes and restaurants.”
But the problem came in my expectations – I was hoping for rich baked goods with a special ingredient. One of my favourite recipes is a cake that uses mayo rather than oil and I delight in telling friends this just as they take their first bite.
Not in this case. Bring on the “Almost White Russian,” (a White Russian full o’cum) the “Chocoloate Cream Eclair” (a profiterole with cold cum on), and the “Man Made Oysters”… which are quite frankly oysters someone’s jacked off near.
Maybe it’s me. The man who wrote this book just adores cum. Can’t get enough of it. He’d prefer shots of it. If you’re this way inclined, you may well enjoy this book.