Kris Humphries makes an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, John Mayer gets on his tour bus in Toronto, and Will Smith makes his way through LAX. Now, on the surface you’d think this would be an easy MFK, but looks are deceiving. You’re probably saying to yourself: marry Will (for the billions), fuck John (for the girthy penis, your body is a wonderland), and kill Kris, right? But I’M proposing we marry John, fuck Kris, and kill Will. Discuss. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
Seems Will Smith often makes more noises in his films than dialogue. But as is the case with that tree falling in a forest, we don’t hear the noises because we’re never in a theater for a Will Smith movie.
As you might have heard or even seen, the arrogant, egotistical, unbearable loudmouth Will Smith slapped a Ukrainian reporter who tried to kiss him on the mouth on the red carpet at the Moscow premiere of Men in Black 3 a few days ago. Of course, like everything else that happens in the world today, there’s video footage, which you can watch here if you like. But since the entire Smith family in its entirety makes us heave, we choose to post instead this enchantingly theatrical account of the incident by the hilarious Hodge Twins.