I swear to you, this boy is just making me love him more and more as he conquers every damn challenge that the public puts him up to! Every day so far in the Australian jungle as a member of the UK’s I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, TOWIE’s Joey Essex (real name) gets chosen for the Bushtucker Trials and he does it every time. He stares fear dead in the eye and wins. The public votes him in because he is so fun to watch. Unless something huge changes, Joey Essex for the win. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
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TOWIE‘s Gemma Collins unveiled her PETA ad yesterday, showing the world she is comfortable in her skin, just not an animal’s skin. Looking reem, girl.
Only this time I think it’s for real (not even a play on the Donna Summer classic, I swear). Ex-TOWIE‘er Mark Wright has got engaged to Michelle Keegan after he proposed on a trip to Dubai. This is the second engagement for the young M. Wright, but this one is a smart choice. Michelle is not only beautiful, but a lovely girl. Compare her to his former fiance, Lauren Goodger, and Ray Charles could see the upgrade. Well done, kids.
I knew there was a reason why I was always drawn to Michelle Dockery besides the amazing cold bitch of a performance she turns on Downton Abbey. She is an Essex girl! You might be fooled by the posh accent, but Michelle tells Hello! magazine, “I had a very strong Essex accent when I was younger, and I don’t think I would have got the role of Lady Mary if I’d walked into the audition going, “Allo, nice ter meet ya!” Maybe not, but I would kill to see her fake-tanned with four pairs of lashes and hanging out at the Sugar Hut. Just once, anyway.
This would be a friggin’ dream come true! Katie Price says if she was asked to be on TOWIE she would most certainly not turn it down. She loves that TOWIE is all about glamour. To me? She is the ultimate Essex girl though she is actually a Sussex girl. Amy Childs and Jodie Marsh are two of the many gems we can thank Essex for giving us. Please, by the Gods of all things fake, let this happen. PS. I will never, ever get sick of this picture. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
Though I’m not quite sold on this relationship lasting (not trying to be negative, I just know Kirk’s relationship patterns as he’s lived a few out on TOWIE), but it seems as if he’s popped the question to girlfriend-model-fiancée Cami Li. I hope it works out this time, she sure is getting the big end of the stick if you know what I mean. If you don’t or have no idea who Kirk is, see this and you will get the idea.