MTV UK thinks that’s a big pile of blow on that bloke’s head, and strongly implies RiRi was partaking of it when these pics were snapped. “The Bajan R&B princess was sitting atop the shoulders of one of her minders at the time [these pics were] taken, at the Coachella Music Festival. When fans looked at a close-up of one of the images she put up on Twitter they were amazed to see her fiddling with what appeared to be a pile of powder on top of her minder’s shaved head. But other fans speculated that she may have been rolling a joint on the man’s head. The image was not clear enough to be certain.” To me, it looks like a blob of cottage cheese that she’s scooping up with a nacho, but what do I know? Oh, and Rihanna’s typically elegant reply? “MTVUK: PATHETIC CUNTZ,” she tweeted. But as she took down the photo a few minutes later, one has to wonder.
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Matt Lauer interviewed Lindsay Lohan this morning, and her facepalming inability to make causal links is truly something to marvel at. (via Suqmydiqtbh)
From the YouTube description: “My brother broke his arm in a hockey tournament & they had to re-break his arm to put it back in place. So they gave him a general anesthetic & he had the greatest reaction to it” (via BuzzFeed)
A soldier stands in a room full of barrels containing 15 tons of meth found at – um, it’s too soon for an Aaron Carter joke, isn’t it? – OK, OK – a small ranch in Tlajomulco de Zuniga, on the outskirts of Guadalajara, Mexico. Fifteen tons is the equivalent of half of all meth seizures worldwide in 2009.
And a quarter of the Carter family’s yearly consumption. And suddenly my nose is twitching, my palms are sweaty, and I really really really miss the old Spotlight bar. (via BuzzFeed)
TMZ is reporting today that… omg, sit down for this one…. that DEMI MOORE… no really, this is crazy, brace yourself… that DEMI MOORE… DEMI MOORE!!!…. was hospitalized the other day for… ARE YOU READY? DOING WHIPPETS. *record scratch* ….. wait, WHAAAAAAT? Whippets? What, is she a raver now? Sources say “one of Demi’s friends who was at her home told emergency workers Demi was doing whip-its. A whip-it is a street name for a type of nitrous oxide inhalant. The friend said she became upset when Demi had a reaction to a whip-it and lapsed into semi-consciousness. It appears Demi had symptoms of a seizure – after inhaling the nitrous.” TMZ then gently adds “A whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi’s age and social status. It’s typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill.” Um, YES. MUCH YOUNGER. Like middle school kids at their first boy-girl party. That a 49-year-old woman is sitting around her mansion doing whippets is probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m starting to think she’s got REAL problems. And maybe she dated Ashton because she’s retarded, like, in the truest sense of the word. I think she’s got the mind of a ten year old.
Well, if celebrities die in threes, they OD in fours. Heather Locklear, Tracy Morgan, Kevin Federline, and NOW Demi Moore! OK, officially Kevin collapsed because he was fat, but who knows how many rails he had done before that last chicken pot pie did him in? ANYWAY… WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE CELEBRITIES? TMZ is reporting that Demi was rushed to the hospital last night QUOTE UNQUOTE “for substance abuse.” A 911 phone call was placed at 10:45 last night. Paramedics arrived and, after assessing her for half an hour (which must have seemed like A HUNDRED YEARS to poor coked out Demi) transported her to a local hospital. Demi’s rep tells TMZ, “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health.” Yeah, coke IS exhausting, I’ll testify to THAT. Now, not to be a gossip BUT I remember LAST YEAR at Sundance when she was ALL BUT CARRIED OUT of a certain talent agency’s party, which makes me think MAYBE SHE DIDN’T LEAVE ASHTON because he was cheating…. MAYBE ASHTON LEFT HER, because she’s a freakin’ MESS! As they say, STORY DEVELOPING…
Via the New York Daily News: “Cops in Vandalia, north of Dayton, say Terry Trent, 44, was high on the designer drug when he broke into a family’s home, put up some Christmas decorations and then plopped down on a couch to watch television. ‘The candle was lit on the coffee table, the television was on and very loud,’ the homeowner told the station. An 11-year-old boy who lives in the house found the strung-out stranger. ’He had said to my son, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I’ll get my things and go.”’ Trent was charged with burglary and held in a county lockup. Cops say he has a history of drug charges.” Now, it’s just my humble opinion, but if more people did bath salts, the world would be a happier place, don’t you think?