Smoldering Twisted star (and future Mrs St James) Avan Jogia arrives at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood and oh, the things I would do to him! I just want him to swing by on a rope, snatch me up, and ravish me with kisses. I can’t remember the last time a man set my loins on fire like this. To quote Pam from Archer: “I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.” He’s THAT handsome. Like a young Tyrone Power. Let’s move along before I embarrass myself: Karl Lagerfeld does a little light shopping in St Tropez with a hot package handler who is the spitting image of Tom Ford; Courtney Stodden promotes Pink’s Hot Dogs new Veggie Dogs wearing a lettuce leaf bikini (because of course) in support of PETA at Hollywood Highland Center; and the always intriguing Amanda Lear at the opening of her exhibition at Milano Art Gallery in Milan. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
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Omg you guys, it’s JTT! The only boy I’ll ever love! And he looks SENSATIONAL! Well, doable. He talks to People about his TRIUMPHANT return to television in that Tim Allen thing, Last Man Standing. “Why now?” inquires People. “They asked me,” he says simply. Wait. We just had to ask? We’ve been without JTT all these years because NOBODY ASKED for him? We’re such DOPES. We should start asking him for EVERYTHING. RuPaul’s Drag Race, Million Dollar Listing, YouTube videos… Hey JTT, I’m running to Baja Fresh for lunch, wanna come? (via Boy Culture)
It’s the tearjerking audition that has everone talking today. When super-adorable 21-year-old ice cream scooper Lazaro Arbos of Miami stood on the American Idol stage last night, he was barely able to communicate due his profound stutter. In the intro package, his parents explained that the problem began when he was six and intensified to the point where he often couldn’t speak at all. Eventually, she said, “I would just say ‘Sing to me! Sing to me!’” His father added: “Since he is always alone and has no friends, music is his life.” Of course when the moment came to sing for the judges, Lazaro opened up his mouth and blew them all away with a gorgeous rendition of “Bridge Over Troubled Water.” Watch the video and fall in love. I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND, LAZARO! (t/y Elizabeth)
After five days of captivity in Syria, cutie-patootie super-reporter Richard Engel and three of his crew members have been freed. According to the New York Times: “While none of the crew members suffered any physical injuries, there was ‘psychological pressure,’ Mr. Akyavas told NTV. He said they were blindfolded, handcuffed, and ‘every now and then had guns pointed on our heads. It was not pleasant.’” On the Today show this morning, my future husband said, “They made us choose which one of us would be shot first, and when we refused there were mock shootings. They pretended to shoot (my camera man) Ghazi several times.” Thank God they didn’t.
Sweeney, of course, is one of the three American students who were detained in Cairo last week for allegedly throwing Molotov cocktails at Egyptian security officials during anti-government protests in Tahrir Square, and I must say, I’m slightly conflicted about my love for him. On the one hand: He’s adorable. Just look at him. On the other hand: Going to other countries and participating in their revolutions on your Thanksgiving vacation is slightly, oh, I don’t know, dilettantish? Talk about #whitepeopleproblems. I hope he gets an “A” on his Poli Sci final. Then there’s this: Speaking at a press conference at the airport, Sweeney thanked “the Universe for being so beautiful and good.” Which means that my boyfriend is a hippie. Which is just unacceptable. A mitigating factor, though, is his kickass collection of sweaters. The one he wore on CBS This Morning (above) made me melt, of course, but it was the Def Leppard sweatshirt at the end of the video, as he’s deboarding the plane, that clinches the deal. Any blond boy in Def Leppard-wear gets a free pass from me. Also: I love the little zit or scratch or mole on his forehead. SIGH.