Not that WOW Report readers would ever need such a thing (we smell of honeysuckle and warm bread) but if you have loved ones suffering from Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Crohn’s Disease, and food intolerances – or maybe they’re just crude, gassy beasts – new flatulence filtering fabrics containing Zorflex, used in chemical warfare suits, have recently been developed. Shreddies Ltd. based in Leicestershire, England, feature a highly absorptive carbon cloth back panel which traps and neutralizes flatulence odors. The makers of Shreddies claim they can filter odors “200 times stronger than the average emission,” and the carbon material is apparently reactivated every time the pants are washed. Just so you know.
Oh, and the JOY on Kate Middleton’s face, above, as she farts in her footman’s face is PRICELESS. That IS what’s happening in this ad, right? (via Daily News)