Bad Lip Reading: Edward & Bella

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As they blandly discuss mouse wee-wees and fish slapping, you'll have to remind yourself again and again that this is NOT the original dialogue. Although it could be. Be sure to stick around until the discussion of girls' tongues. Hysterical. ... See the Rest

If Only

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First Look: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – Heeeere’s Renesmee!

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When last we left the Cullen household, Bella was a vamp, Jacob had fallen in love with her half-human/ half-vampire baby, and Edward was sulking about something, somewhere. Now, Renesmee (WORST. CHARACTER. NAME. EVER) is growing at an unnatural rate, the Volturi are out to kill the Cullens for mistakenly believing that they changed a human child, ... See the Rest

Thighlight

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Let’s Just Do This and Get It Over With

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Here's the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer, in its entirety. SPOILER ALERT: Bella still looks constipated, Jacob still looks like an alpaca, and Edward still has THAT HAIR OMG SQUEEEEAL! ... See the Rest

All you need to know about ‘Breaking Dawn’

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The crazy shit that ACTUALLY happens in Stephanie Meyer's fourth installment of the Twilight Series, Breaking Dawn, is hilariously enacted for you here. That includes Edward and Bella's back-breaking sex, Bella's incredibly quick pregnancy, the Cesarean-by-vampire-teeth, and A WEREWOLF FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BABY. Yes, that's right. Jacob falls in ... See the Rest

Last night’s red carpet

Rob in blood red! Kristen in some one-armed madness! Dakota looking cute as a button! Kellan looking like he's trying too hard! And I'm certainly NOT INSINUATING that Taylor and Lance Bass are dating! No siree! That's not why I put them together! I'm not even suggesting that they'd look incredibly hot if they ever did a celebrity sex tape together! ... See the Rest

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Tay-Tay and R-Patz all head-touchy with each other on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly? My homo head just exploded. THIS IS THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE! ... See the Rest