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Bad Lip Reading: Edward & Bella

As they blandly discuss mouse wee-wees and fish slapping, you'll have to remind yourself again and again that this is NOT the original dialogue. ... See the Rest

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If Only

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First Look: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – Heeeere’s Renesmee!

When last we left the Cullen household, Bella was a vamp, Jacob had fallen in love with her half-human/ half-vampire baby, and Edward was sulking ... See the Rest

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Thighlight

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Let’s Just Do This and Get It Over With

Here's the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer, in its entirety. SPOILER ALERT: Bella still looks constipated, Jacob still looks like an alpaca, and Edward ... See the Rest

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All you need to know about ‘Breaking Dawn’

The crazy shit that ACTUALLY happens in Stephanie Meyer's fourth installment of the Twilight Series, Breaking Dawn, is hilariously enacted for you ... See the Rest

Last night’s red carpet

Rob in blood red! Kristen in some one-armed madness! Dakota looking cute as a button! Kellan looking like he's trying too hard! And I'm certainly NOT ... See the Rest

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Tay-Tay and R-Patz all head-touchy with each other on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly? My homo head just exploded. THIS IS THE BEST WEEK OF ... See the Rest