But is it a lift? Or perhaps just fillers? A wig? What sayest thou? Has Donny Osmond been touched by the Gods or the docs?
(Photo: Pacific Coast News)
OK, so it wasn’t a zit, it was a cyst, but that made for a better headline. I made the mistake a few years back of trying to pop what I thought was a blackhead on my daughter’s temple. Well, not only was it not a blackhead but a cyst, my fussing with it, infected it and the doctor read me about touching her shit. Nick had a cyst in his cheek and decided to share it with all of us, wasn’t that nice of him? It was surgically removed and Mariah fed it to #DemBabies.
According to People magazine, the next order up for Angelina Jolie is to have her ovaries removed since she’s got a 50% chance of developing ovarian cancer, the same cancer that took her mother’s life at 56. Jolie is 37 right now and the doctors say she will most likely have it done before she turns 40 because you should have the surgery during your childbearing years. She’s quite the warrior on so many levels, but most of all her need to do this for her kids is just beautiful. I totally get that she is doing what she needs to do to be here on Earth for a long time to see those kids grow up and become parents themselves. A parent’s love is endless.
Honestly? I just wanted a reason to post this picture. So, Donovan here is 54. He’s marred to a woman who is 21 years his junior and loves to party at raves in Ibiza. What’s a man to do? Well, Donovan went and got pec implants, full body laser lipo, and then some to look young enough to party with his wife. He said it was worth every penny of the $15k he spent. This Mummenschanz-meets-Prince pose gave me LIFE this morning. And? He does not look 54.
Literally, pop that booty. This woman made the crazy decision to have booty implants, which are still far from perfected, and look what she gets to do multiple times a day! She’s like Vanna White flippin’ them letters.
It’s called Smartphone Face and the theory is as follows: You constantly look down at your phone all day, texting and reading emails. The result is sagging skin all over that gorgeous face of yours, specifically, the jowls, marionette lines and double chin area. I don’t know about you all, but I shall be texting with my arms up in front of my face from now on. Take that, gravity.
When the Nazi-loving white-supremacist skinhead Byron Widner had a total life conversion after becoming a husband and father, the conversion included a series of 25 excruciatingly painful surgeries to remove the tattoos that covered his face, arms, and hands. The procedures, which cost $35,000, were paid for by an anonymous donor and began in June, 2009, occurring every few weeks for 16 months, with Widner spending about an hour and a half in surgery and another hour in recovery each session. Which was way better than Widner’s original alternative: ”I was totally prepared to douse my face in acid,” he said. Follow the reversal process here and/or at CBS News)