A deejay at a club in Columbus, Ohio, says that Justin Bieber confronted him and spit in his face this weekend because he thought he was secretly taking photos of him – probably because the 19-year-old celebrity was in the club on a 21-plus night. ”Two of Bieber’s bouncers approached me and said I was trying to take pictures of Bieber,” the deejay told a local radio show, saying that Bieber’s people grabbed his phone and started going through it looking for pics. They didn’t find any, but told Bieber that he was, in fact, trying to take photos. According to the disc jockey, Justin approached him moments later and began insulting him. ”He called my mom something, called my dad something, called me something – and spit in my face.” The man told TMZ that he plans to file charges, and has since been tested – negative – for hepatitis. Seriously, Bieber is such a big asshole these days he’s beginning to look like a goatse. (via TMZ; photo: Pacific Coast News)
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True story: A woman walks into a bar, eats calamari, and becomes pregnant in the mouth. Yes. You read correctly, pregnant in the mouth. This madness happened in South Korea, where the woman was eating the cooked squid and felt a sharp pain in her mouth. She felt something a few days later and when she went to the doctor, he examined her and found baby cephalopods attached to her mouth. They were small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick. Inside the pods were “ejaculatory apparatus” and sperm – with the apparatus forcefully expelling the sperm. She did not swallow it, but spat it out immediately. I feel sorry for her husband. It’s a good thing she didn’t catch calamaridia.