That right there is a grainy photo of the Spice Girls rehearsing for the Olympics closing ceremony. Wake up people, this is happening! The Spice World Rapture is at hand, and I am beside myself. My Spice senses tell me from left-to-right that it’s Victoria, Mel B (in the back), Geri, Melanie C and then Emma. Rumor has it that they’ll be performing a mash-up of “Wannabe” & “Spice Up Your Life,” followed by Viva Forever. I’m going to curl up into a ball under my desk for the next 72 hours, someone please come get me when it’s time.