Macy Gray Has Written a Jaunty Ode to her Vibrator

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"He fits like a glove/ always up for love/ steady like a caterpillar/ rabbit from a hat/ he knows just where its at/ gives me what i want" – Yep, that's Macy Gray singing about B.O.B (her battery operated better) in a new instructional (?) video. Throughout it all, the cartoon ... See the Rest

Finally! PornHub Has Created the Autonomous Twerking Butt You’ve Been Longing For

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PornHub's new twerking asses, "capable of interactive ... See the Rest

The Swedish Company That Helps People with Disabilities Masturbate

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Absolutely bonkers instructional video for dildos and fleshlights with little yellow handles that are disability-friendly from the Swedish ... See the Rest

Double Duty Sex Toys

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Top: butt plug as door stop. Bottom: nipple clamp as eyeglasses keeper. (via Dangerous Minds; more examples at Homemade Sex Toys) ... See the Rest

Must-Have Solid Gold Dildo of the Day

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"The Leda" by Forniculture. No word on how much it will set you ... See the Rest

The Fauxgina

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Not a real vagina and not a very good representation of one either. So why? Topless Robot, which has posted the virtually useless $128 sex novelty says, "This fauxgina does have a ... See the Rest

Go Wash Your Hands

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(via TheDailyWh.at) ... See the Rest

GOP Sex Toys: Candidates’ Popularity Decides the Shape

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(via The Daily Beast) ... See the Rest