Double Duty Sex Toys

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Top: butt plug as door stop. Bottom: nipple clamp as eyeglasses keeper. (via Dangerous Minds; more examples at Homemade Sex Toys) ... See the Rest

Must-Have Solid Gold Dildo of the Day

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"The Leda" by Forniculture. No word on how much it will set you back, though. (via Wylde) ... See the Rest

The Fauxgina

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Not a real vagina and not a very good representation of one either. So why? Topless Robot, which has posted the virtually useless $128 sex novelty says, "This fauxgina does have a hole in it, so you could let your dick dangle out of there in order to make your nether regions a disturbing, nightmarish vortex of sexual insanity that should shatter ... See the Rest

Go Wash Your Hands

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(via TheDailyWh.at) ... See the Rest

GOP Sex Toys: Candidates’ Popularity Decides the Shape

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(via The Daily Beast) ... See the Rest

Been There

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Christmas Wish List: A Legolas Doll

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NSFW: Monster Sex Toys!

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After the jump, of course! Available at Fleshlight Freaks. ... See the Rest