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Double Duty Sex Toys

Top: butt plug as door stop. Bottom: nipple clamp as eyeglasses keeper. (via Dangerous Minds; more examples at Homemade Sex Toys) ... See the Rest

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Must-Have Solid Gold Dildo of the Day

"The Leda" by Forniculture. No word on how much it will set you back, though. (via Wylde) ... See the Rest

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The Fauxgina

Not a real vagina and not a very good representation of one either. So why? Topless Robot, which has posted the virtually useless $128 sex novelty ... See the Rest

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Go Wash Your Hands

(via TheDailyWh.at) ... See the Rest

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GOP Sex Toys: Candidates’ Popularity Decides the Shape

(via The Daily Beast) ... See the Rest

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Been There

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Christmas Wish List: A Legolas Doll

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NSFW: Monster Sex Toys!

After the jump, of course! Available at Fleshlight Freaks. ... See the Rest