Santa Spankings Banned In London!!!

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No more "naughty" for Santa in the UK!...at least when it comes to UK-produced online porn. Swedish performance group Duo Raw (Ronny Willberg Johansson and Andreas Kiss Nilsson) joined the protest efforts in London this weekend against a new amendment to a law that now stops certain sex acts from being filmed, including female ejaculation, ... See the Rest

NSFW: Poo-Pourri Commercial Takes A Dump On Santa

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NSFW: This sorta gross Christmas-themed commercial shows Santa relieving himself in a British home during his gift giving rounds and he's interrupted by three cheeky girls that are awakened by the stench. They nab his iPhones and offer him the gift of Poo-Pourri in return. Anyway, there's enough scatological humor to last us all until Easter. ... See the Rest

Old Hollywood Christmas

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Betty Grable arrives with presents (1941), Bela Lugosi plays poker with Santa (1940), Esther Williams offers a coke to a snow man (1953), and Lucy takes an ice skating lesson (1937).(via Vintage Gal) ... See the Rest

Bill Rancic Baby Bombed Santa

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The line was too long in a Chicago mall for Bill Rancic and baby son Edward to wait on line for the big guy, so they made do with a baby bomb. Love that he did this, my mom totally would've done this. I should have done this but I was the ass who waited in line for 2 hours for my daughters to be miserable on Santa's lap year after year. ... See the Rest

Santa Snap!

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Playmate Santa

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Santas Beered

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Looks like a sleigh bar. (via Bareback Contessa) ... See the Rest

Morbid Christmas

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