Dear Children, Santa Has Some Bad Tidings For You: Christmas Has Been Cancelled

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Jim Carter aka Downton Abbey's Mr Carson is a filthy and bedraggled Santa Clause announcing that Christmas has regrettably been cancelled due to global warming and oil drilling in the arctic. "For some time now," he says in this disturbing Greenpeace video, "melting ice here in the North Pole has made our operations and our day-to-day life ... See the Rest

Christmas Snap!: Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy Sit with Santa

Lisa Vanderpump seen with her dog Giggy at Beverly Center Holiday Debut With Stars And Their Pets held at The Beverly Center in Los Angeles

First! First! I call first "celebrity pic with Santa" of the season! Lisa Vanderpump and her little pal Giggy pose with the big guy at the Bev Center's "Holiday Debut with Stars and Their Pets" held in Los Angeles this afternoon. (Photo: Pacific Coast News) ... See the Rest

Kill It with Fire

Warning: Do not watch while tripping. TRUST YOUR AUNTIE JAMES ON THIS ONE. (via The DW) ... See the Rest

Family Guy: ‘Christmastime is killing us’

Sunday night's Family Guy included one of the darkest Christmas songs ever recorded, as a worn-out Santa and his workshop full of inbred, deformed, and mentally challenged elves sang about how Christmas is driving them to suicide. Fabulous! An instant classic! Lyrics here. (Note: Mirrored video to prevent Fox from blocking it) ... See the Rest