“Hey, Prince! I’m talking to you!” Prince William and his duchess attended the Cheltenham Festival today with friends, and one of the friends in the royal box urgently needed Will to lend him his ear. That’s all we know. In some past reigns, it would have been off with the friend’s head.
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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge got caught up in the track cycle finals yesterday at the Olympics and were inclined to participate in the wave. It’s probably just us, but we think William and Catherine – and the Royals in general – always look awkward and uncomfortable engaging in commoner activities. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
Prince William is 30 years old today! Palace reps say the Duke of Cambridge will most likely ring in his birthday in private with his wife Catherine, who turned 30 back in January, and perhaps some close friends. One rather nice present we know Will will receive is $15 million from his mother’s trust fund. Here’s hoping Will has a lovely day. Let’s take a look back at his life so far – from princely pup to teen idol to the rather unfortunate way he’s morphing into his dad. (via HuffPo)
A sign in the library at Prince William’s alma mater, the University of Saint Andrews, concerning jacking off in the library’s loo. Claims the notice: “The recently refurbished toilet floors are not designed to handle your semen! The excessive amount of semen stain on the floor cost thousands of pounds to be removed professionally and must be reflected in tuition fee rises for next year. It’s your money.” But we’re not putting our money on this notice being authentic. (via Dangerous Minds)