It’s an all-new episode of Transformations! I’ve brought back clubkid-turned-makeup-artist Rainblo to turn me into a creepy/glam plastic surgery nightmare. The result is very Patsy Stone meets Amanda Lepore meets Daisy Duck meets Shirley Stoller in The Honeymoon Killers. You’re going to love it.
Tag Archives: plastic surgery
What can I say? Here’s the Goddess of Pop morphing through seven decades…
Jennifer Lopez doesn’t respond to that many tweets, but this one surely got her attention. A plastic surgeon named Dr. Al-Ayoubi tweeted a side-by-side photo of J Lo and captioned, “These before and after pics of @JLo show many signs of #plasticsurgery – naturally pretty but now looks amazing.” Well. Jennifer was not sitting by and letting that happen so she tweeted him. The rest was just comedy watching him try to squirm his way out of it by blaming his assistant.
On the left in mid-August, Myla Sinanaj holds a pic of Kim Kardashian and on the right, here she is coming out of the water last month, Kim-style. If this were RuPaul’s Drag Race, that would be some fishy realness, kids – but it’s not, so it’s just fishy. Now she just needs a baby to name South. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
This should put an end to the constant wondering about Nicki Minaj and plastic surgery. No ifs, ands, or butts about it. Before-and-after shots speak the truth so we no longer make asses of ourselves. Now we can put this behind us with no rebuttle. The end. (via Janet Charlton)
Does this broad look 90 freakin’ years old to you? OK, I hear your screams through the computer. I know about the shitload of plastics going on here, but Jackie Stallone hasn’t looked this good since her 20s. Ignore the lips. Her body, her hair, her everything is flooring me. Ninety. Years. Old. Bitches. (via Dlisted)
Can you see any of Hunter Tylo in here? I honestly was stumped for a few minutes before I realized it was indeed her. To me she was one of the most beautiful women in the world who clearly didn’t take to aging in the spotlight very well and chose the other route. Still a beauty and she has been through hell in her personal life, but not the stunner she was. I wish to God these beauties realized that in the end, it doesn’t matter what Hollywood thinks.