Can We Talk About Mariah’s Single Cover ‘Shop Fail?

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I mean.....girl. You have the power for this not to be released. YOU are Mariah freakin' Carey! Who photoshopped this ish, Stevie Wonder? It looks like she is wearing a painted Mariah mask and they are a few centimeters off of where her real face should go. Mariah claims this wasn't her pick for the single cover, but I am telling you, she has to ... See the Rest

A Photoshop Too Far…


It's no secret that magazines and advertising have employed Photoshop to improve their images — but what's "too much"? I posted a story recently about the website Jezebel offering $10,000 to Annie Leibovitz for un-retouched photos from Lena Dunham's Vogue shoot and you saw that those images were moderately retouched – they're nothing compared to ... See the Rest

Don’t You Make Her Brown Eyes Blue


I loathe when magazines use their "artistic license" and completely change people. Apparently, Lucky thought that dark-eyed beauty Katherine McPhee needed some shark eyes for their cover and made her normally brownsh-green eyes a very light baby blue. Why do they do this? Annoying. (via Lucky) ... See the Rest

Reflections don’t lie

It's a sad fact of life that the older we get, the more our reflections surprise and upset us. But imagine you are Jane Lynch, and you have just been photoshopped into a virtual goddess. Then you notice the retouchers forgot to glamorize your reflection, and you crash back to earth. Actually, I'd like to think that Jane REQUESTED her reflection ... See the Rest

Photoshop fail

I know I'm a bit late on this one, but I spent all weekend trying to come up with a title. The best I could do was: "Cover Without Pit-y," (because her armpit's been removed, GET IT?) But that's pretty lame. I also tried for an Annie Potts/Annie PITS tie-in, but that was even MORE tenuous and obscure. Then there was the Hathaway/Pit-away angle. But ... See the Rest

Screw it. Here’s two prairie dogs making out

I was GOING TO write an in-depth analysis of the new Elle magazine cover with Keira Knightley, in which I broke down all the Photoshop FAILS, from the comically large head that looks plopped onto a smaller body, to the cookie-cutter waist they gave her etc, etc... But then I remembered how you all can get whenever I bring up any perceived ... See the Rest

Demi’s hip is sooo last year

Nowadays, all the cool kids are buzzing about Emma Watson's missing leg in the new Burberry campaign! And here I was so busy leering at her little brother, I never even THOUGHT to look at HER! I'd like to see the full shot of this pic, though, because while it's possible her leg is hiding behind Alex's, you'd think her knee would be popping out or ... See the Rest

Photoshop Fail

I'm sure I'm not the first person to comment on the fact that no matter how thin and gorgeous and all-around young-looking Demi Moore is, there is NO WAY her hip bone is a straight line that extends into a wider thigh. I imagine that if that swath of cloth were removed, we'd see a little Photoshopped "flesh step" there. And I don't think that W is ... See the Rest