Holiday Classic: Tom Cruise Yelling Penis Over and Over Again

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From the movie Born on the Fourth of July, of course. Listen as Tom Cruise shouts "PENIS!" over and over again to his highly religious, on-screen mother. Make it your ringtone today.  ... See the Rest

The Bad Johnson Trailer: The Must-See Worst Movie Ever Made?

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A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form. Watch the wtf trailer here. ... Watch Now

Knit Wit

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Totally Immature Mars Rovers Scrawl Giant Penis on the Surface of Mars

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While out looking for water, the Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity crossed paths on the Martian sand and inadvertently (?) sketched out a giant dong on the planet's surface, prompting a huge surge of traffic to NASA's web page – which promptly crashed the site. (via The Register) ... See the Rest

Birdwatching with Isaac

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New Orleans is fucked. (via HuffPo; t/y Kevin) ... See the Rest

Good to Know

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14 Unintentional Penis Illusions

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See the rest at Happy Place. ... See the Rest

Sex-Ed Replacement Video

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Replacing the distressingly faulty video from earlier this morning, we present what allegedly children in Belgium are shown at 7AM before going off to school: an uncircumcised penis with a humanoid head giggling girlishly like a demented Teletubby while jerking itself off. ... See the Rest