Tuxedos… for Your Penis!

Why should women be the only ones to dress sexy in the bedroom? Lelo.com, a Stockholm-based company, has designed a sexy satin penis tuxedo ... See the Rest

The News Anchor and the Incredible Ejaculating Penis Jacket

Australian news anchor Natasha Belling had the nation in stitches over the weekend when she wore – how to be delicate about this? – a phallic-looking green jacket on the air. And the zipper didn't exactly help matters. Check it out after the jump.  ... See the Rest

“I’d Like the Jon Hamm, Please” –Penis Transplants Now A THING!

Very exciting news for those of you in the market for a new penis. South African doctors have successfully performed the world's first penis transplant on a young man who had his wang amputated ... See the Rest

Holiday Classic: Tom Cruise Yelling Penis Over and Over Again

From the movie Born on the Fourth of July, of course. Listen as Tom Cruise shouts "PENIS!" over and over again to his highly religious, on-screen mother. Make it your ringtone today.  ... See the Rest

The Bad Johnson Trailer: The Must-See Worst Movie Ever Made?

A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form. Watch the wtf trailer here. ... Watch Now

Knit Wit

(t/y Louis) ... See the Rest

Totally Immature Mars Rovers Scrawl Giant Penis on the Surface of Mars

While out looking for water, the Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity crossed paths on the Martian sand and inadvertently (?) sketched out a giant dong on the planet's surface, prompting a ... See the Rest

Birdwatching with Isaac

New Orleans is fucked. (via HuffPo; t/y Kevin) ... See the Rest