Holiday Classic: Tom Cruise Yelling Penis Over and Over Again

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From the movie Born on the Fourth of July, of course. Listen as Tom Cruise shouts "PENIS!" over and over again to his highly religious, on-screen mother. Make it your ringtone today.  ... See the Rest

The Bad Johnson Trailer: The Must-See Worst Movie Ever Made?

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A charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form. Watch the wtf trailer here. ... Watch Now

Knit Wit

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Totally Immature Mars Rovers Scrawl Giant Penis on the Surface of Mars


While out looking for water, the Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity crossed paths on the Martian sand and inadvertently (?) sketched out a giant dong on the planet's surface, prompting a huge surge of traffic to NASA's web page – which promptly crashed the site. (via The Register) ... See the Rest

Birdwatching with Isaac

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New Orleans is fucked. (via HuffPo; t/y Kevin) ... See the Rest

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14 Unintentional Penis Illusions


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Sex-Ed Replacement Video


Replacing the distressingly faulty video from earlier this morning, we present what allegedly children in Belgium are shown at 7AM before going off to school: an uncircumcised penis with a humanoid head giggling girlishly like a demented Teletubby while jerking itself off. ... See the Rest