In honor of Rock of Ages coming out today, Vulture has a retrospective of the very finest in hair band fashions from the 1980s. They’ve included this picture of a young, impossibly hot Jon Bon Jovi and his little Jersey boy wiener. God, he was something, wasn’t he? That JAWLINE.
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Oh, please. He’ll be 18 in four months. And even if I met him now, I probably wouldn’t be able to lure him into the locker room showers for at LEAST six months, so it’s fine. And besides, HE’S the one walking through the Paris airport playing with his raging semi. And HE’S the one grabbing his crotch while singing about Christmas. And he was ALMOST just a father. So it’s like he’s just asking for it, if you ask me. (via Poison Paradise)
At Much Music’s New.Music.Live festival in Toronto. Dozens more pics at Socialite Life and, no it doesn’t get any more impressive.
Actually it’s probably better that you don’t guess. Just enjoy the peen print for what it is. Put any celebrity face to it that you want. Taylor Lautner? Sure. Joe Manganiello? Why not. Just pretend for a moment that this is somebody actually excites you, because when you continue after the jump, you’re going to be sorely disappointed. Probably even a little angry with me for posting it. And that’s your clue. Difficulty level: 5.