Urine Love: A Beautiful New Year’s Eve Story

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From the Missed Connections section of Craigslist (via typehead): "You - 5'8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Former Miami Dolphins Linebacker Channing Crowder

"I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg. I would just be in the huddle and just... pee. Nobody in the stands would know unless you look down like, 'that's not water, man...' My teammates didn't enjoy it as much as I did." – Miami Dolphins ex-linebacker Channing Crowder on his ... See the Rest

Lisa Rinna Has a New Gig? Well, That Depends

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Lisa Rinna is truly a renaissance woman. Actress, reality TV star, dance studio and clothes shop owner, and now spokeswoman. Lisa says she's doing the spokesperson thing for Depends Silhouettes to empower women. I say she's doing it because she can now take on three more jobs and not be bothered by those pesky trips to the bathroom anymore. Oh, and ... See the Rest