In the Pantheon of perfect, pouty-lipped Romeos that includes Leonardo di Caprio (SQUEEEEAL!), Douglas Booth (GAAAAAAAAH!), and Leonard Whiting (OMGAAAAAAAAAAWD!), Patrick Schwarzenegger MIGHT JUST BE the MOST MAGNIFICENT of them all. Ariana Grande, however is no Olivia Hussy. And she’s not the second coming of Mariah Carey, either, no matter how much she shrieks. But none of that matters. All that matters is Patrick making that marvelous “O” face and prancing around his period-non-specific doublet and breeches. Absolute BLISS. (via Jezebel)
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And what did YOU do with your day? Patrick Schwarzenegger and his girlfriend Taylor played around on water-powered jet packs while vacationing on the family yacht off the coast of Monte Carlo. “Yeah, I just went hovering over the ocean in my jet pack. Coolest thing I’ve ever done,” he tweeted. Jelly. (via Just Jared Jr)
The young scion is vacationing on a yacht in the South of France. Here he is shirtless, and, what is that he’s doing in the second pic? Spitting his gum into the water? Or maybe doing a walrus impression? I’m not sure. But he looks HOT doing it. And WHOA THERE, SON, don’t lose your trunks in that third pic. Wouldn’t want THAT to happen, now would we? That’s it, pull them up. Whew. (via Just Jared)
“Early morning pump!” he tweeted. ” Who is getting into shape for summer??!! Gonna gain 7 pounds this summer.” (via Daily Mail)
Adorable Patrick Schwarzenegger tweets “Photoshooooooooot time!” (I’m loving the new hair!)
STEVEN CORFE: I did! Patrick Schwarzenegger, with Maria Shriver in tow!
Omg, That IS fabulous! Where were you?
Barneys in Beverly Hills.
Of course you were. I’m thinking that’s probably a REALLY GOOD place to spot celebrities this time of year.
Well don’t you find that every time you go, you see someone?
It’s true. So tell me, tell me: What did he look like? Was he handsome?
SUUUUUUUUPER handsome. And I don’t normally go for the twinky types, so that’s saying a lot. Kind of a douchey vibe though.
Really? Oh dear. Any gay vibe at ALL?
Our eyes DID meet… but sparks did not fly.
So he was Christmas shopping…
He was in the men’s shoe department.
Shopping for himself?
No. He said in a really whiny, teenage voice “Mooooooom, we gotta shop for Katherine!” And as I said, Maria was in tow, and all bent over and looking harried…
As she does…
And she said “Men’s shoes for Katherine?”
Who do you suppose Katherine is?
I googled it immediately. It’s his sister.
Ah. Yes. More importantly, Maria looked like crap, you say?
Well…. Lovely hair, of course, but a bit stressed, I’d say. Typical “mom-at-Christmas” vibe.
Stars: They’re just like us! And what did you end up buying?
A little scarf for my mother. But don’t print that! She’ll see it!
Your mum is a big WOW Report reader?
Avid… (we all laugh)
Well thank you very much for your story, Steven. Very exciting stuff. Merry Christmas.
Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger – let me repeat that: TAYLOR LAUTNER AND PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!! – played a game of touch football yesterday in Calabasas. TOUCH football. TOUCH foot BALL. Heh heh heh. Says Pacific Coast News: “The Twilight star and the son of action hero and former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger were seen laughing and joking together while working up a sweat running drills and scoring touchdowns.” Ah HA! Of course, they also felt compelled to tell us: “After the game, Taylor was spotted talking to a female friend as he cooled down drinking from a water bottle.” Because, you know, we need to be reminded that Taylor is straight. Anyway, this is just a fascinating development, isn’t it? Tay-Tay and Patrick. Besties. We’ll call them “TaP trick.” (Photos: Pacific Coast News)