#NSFW: Kim Kardashian Bares All For “Love”

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"New Rule: Kim Kardashian must cover ... See the Rest

#NewRules: Bill Maher On Michelle Bachman & Cheap Gas

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"Now that Michelle Bachman is tweeting photos of $1.98 gas, just like she promised when she ran for President, someone has to tell her SHE'S not the President –and ... See the Rest

Bill Maher On Kim Kardashian Look-Alike Fail

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"The woman in England who spent $30,000 on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian needs to spend a little MORE. At this point the only black celebrity she could ... See the Rest

New Rule: Bill Maher On Bear Blow Jobs

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"New Rule: The scientists who conducted a SIX YEAR study of two male brown bears found that one performed fellatio on the other multiple times per day, must admit that ... See the Rest

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"New Rule: Before Taco Bell starts serving breakfast, they have to answer one question: 'What did food ever do to YOU?' …you've taken something beautiful – ground up pieces of a pig corpse, curdled lactate secreted by a cow, and an ovum expelled from a chicken's ass – and turned ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Bill Maher

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"New Rule: Whatever country this photo was taken in, has to let me do acid there. I'm not even sure this is a country – I think it might be gay heaven." -Bill Maher, Real TimeSee the Rest

New Rule: Bill Maher

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"New Rule: The makers of 'The Accommodator', the dildo that straps to your chin, have to explain how it's possible to make woman climax while she's laughing at you. This isn't sexy – it's a ... See the Rest

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"New Rule: If Russia wants to be anti-gay, Vladimir Putin has to stop posing for dozens of beefcake pictures that look like the cover of every gay porn movie made in the last 30 years. Seriously, I ... See the Rest