#NSFW: Kim Kardashian Bares All For “Love”


"New Rule: Kim Kardashian must cover that up before she really DOES break the internet. In Kim's latest photo spread, she appears to be outdoors, smoking with no pants on –which I guess appeals to men whose sexual fantasy is catching a homeless woman taking a dump in an alley. I ... See the Rest

#NewRules: Bill Maher On Michelle Bachman & Cheap Gas


"Now that Michelle Bachman is tweeting photos of $1.98 gas, just like she promised when she ran for President, someone has to tell her SHE'S not the President –and that's not The White House– that's the tool shed in the back yard." –Bill Maher, Real Time ... See the Rest

Bill Maher On Kim Kardashian Look-Alike Fail


"The woman in England who spent $30,000 on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian needs to spend a little MORE. At this point the only black celebrity she could make a sex tape with is Stevie Wonder." -Bill Maher ... See the Rest

New Rule: Bill Maher On Bear Blow Jobs


"New Rule: The scientists who conducted a SIX YEAR study of two male brown bears found that one performed fellatio on the other multiple times per day, must admit that after the first year, they were just watching because they liked it. I'm no scientist but I think after watching ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Bill Maher


"New Rule: Before Taco Bell starts serving breakfast, they have to answer one question: 'What did food ever do to YOU?' …you've taken something beautiful – ground up pieces of a pig corpse, curdled lactate secreted by a cow, and an ovum expelled from a chicken's ass – and turned ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Bill Maher


"New Rule: Whatever country this photo was taken in, has to let me do acid there. I'm not even sure this is a country – I think it might be gay heaven." -Bill Maher, Real Time "New Rule: As the US is helping to train the army in Chad, let's start by toning down the choreography… ... See the Rest

New Rule: Bill Maher


"New Rule: The makers of 'The Accommodator', the dildo that straps to your chin, have to explain how it's possible to make woman climax while she's laughing at you. This isn't sexy – it's a punishment at a fraternity. I know women are a mystery but I'm pretty sure none of their ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Bill Maher

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin ri

"New Rule: If Russia wants to be anti-gay, Vladimir Putin has to stop posing for dozens of beefcake pictures that look like the cover of every gay porn movie made in the last 30 years. Seriously, I don't even want these pictures on my computer, Vlad. Last time I went to Netflix ... See the Rest