“New Rule: The makers of ‘The Accommodator’, the dildo that straps to your chin, have to explain how it’s possible to make woman climax while she’s laughing at you. This isn’t sexy – it’s a punishment at a fraternity. I know women are a mystery but I’m pretty sure none of their fantasies involve getting eaten by a prop comic. –Bill Maher, Real Time
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“New Rule: If Russia wants to be anti-gay, Vladimir Putin has to stop posing for dozens of beefcake pictures that look like the cover of every gay porn movie made in the last 30 years. Seriously, I don’t even want these pictures on my computer, Vlad. Last time I went to Netflix it said, ‘You liked the movie, Bare Chested Strong Man, you might also like Red Army Heat: Vladivostok Nights.’” -Bill Maher, Real Time
Who knew that chess was such a sexy sport? New rules have been released and now a woman cannot have more than 2 of her shirt buttons unbuttoned and her skirt cannot be more than four inches above the knee. Why you ask? Apparently it disrupts spectators and it’s just not part of the “image of chess.”
This hottie here is a chess Grand Master, again, who knew?!