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1. Every inch the superstar, Clooney arrives for the AFI FEST at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
2. Witchcraft. Gladys Knight attends the BET Soul Train Awards at the Orleans Arena in Las Vegas looking EXACTLY THE SAME AS SHE DID WHEN I WAS A CHILD, 40 YEARS AGO. I know that black don’t crack but THIS IS SOME MARIE LAVEAU SHIT UP IN HERE. How, how, how?
3. Max Greenfield strikes a vaguely Napoleonic pose on the set of New Girl.
4. I was just thinking the other day that – as an old – I can’t tell your Ariana Grandes from your Zendayas from your Victoria Justices. They’re all just hair and teeth to me. But according to this pic at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam, Ariana Grande is, essentially, Cindy Lou Who. She looks about five! AND THIS IS THE GIRL THAT’S COMING FOR MARIAH CAREY? I don’t believe it. Mariah would gobble her up in two bites.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)
At first I was vaguely underwhelmed by Dylan’s appearance on New Girl last night. Where was the goofy spark that ignites fan’s passions on Teen Wolf? Where was that charismatic nutjob we’ve come to love? Where were the hijinx and pratfalls, the rubbery expressions and flailing arms? It seemed he was suffering the fate as Colton Haynes on Arrow. Outside of Teen Wolf, he just wasn’t as magnetic. Then I realized that this was Dylan O’Brien ROMANTAIC LEAD, not Dylan O’Brien, GOOFY SIDEKICK, and that’s a WHOLE DIFFERENT DYLAN. I’ve never seen this side of Dylan before, and that’s why it confused me. I imagine his management team is eager to test out this new persona, though, to see if he can pull it off. Did he pass? Can he play the LEADING MAN after his run on Teen Wolf ends? Is Dylan O’Brien a straight-up dreamboat? Or is he doomed to play wacky best friends forever?
From WindyCityGirl: “You always remember your first. And New Girl will be flashing back to Jess (Zooey Deschanel), Nick (Jake Johnson) and the rest of the gang’s respective first times in the Fox hit’s April 30 episode ‘Virgins.’ And while some girls lose their V-card to a less-than-ideal partner, Jess was rather lucky in that department as she lands Teen Wolf fan favorite Dylan O’Brien! In the episode, Jess flashes back to her first time after receiving a text from the guy she lost her virginity to: Her prom date, played by O’Brien, who is a gorgeous and romantic guitar player, naturally. He promises to make her first time memorable for our adorkable heroine, who wants to lose her virginity to someone special. Awww!”
Last night Nick kissed Jess LIKE A WOMAN OUGHT TO BE KISSED, damnit, and we all gasped and swooned and felt gooey inside until we realized that nobody’s kissed US like that in YEARS. So we sobbed into our bag of Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies and made a vow that TOMORROW we would lose those 15 pounds by GOD, and THEN we would be worthy of love again. Right? Right? Isn’t that what happened last night?