1. La Swinton signs autographs at the Museum of Modern Art 2013 Film benefit “A Tribute To Tilda Swinton” in NYC last night. Quite a gathering of swells, too: Karl Lagerfeld, Anna Wintour, David Bowie, Justin Vivian Bond, Mayor (for now) Bloomberg, Sophia Coppola, and Karlie Kloss all paid tribute to the exotic icon (and wished her a happy 53rd birthday). After signing autographs, Tilda reportedly passed out bottles of Chanel No. 5 to the people on 5th Avenue. Swoon. That such a magical creature exists in our time!
2. From the sublime to the ridiculous: Demi Moore’s rumored new boyfriend Will Hanigan – WHAT’S UP BROSEPH? – walks into the Sayers Club in Hollywood where Rumer Willis was set to perform on stage. Hot look of the day: Ginger goatees and beads. Oh yeaaah.
3. OMGOMGOMG! Robert Pattinson carries groceries to his car! STARS: THEY’RE JUST LIKE US! Squeeeeeeal! Of course, let me pause to insert here the big news that he was spotted over the weekend with “his on-again/off-again girlfriend” Kristen Stewart. Which brings my excitement down considerably. I think I speak for everybody when I say “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?”
4. Matt Damon leaves the gym after his morning workout in West Hollywood. Forever yum.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)