Guy on Molly Stole Ambulance, Masturbated at Police, then Punched Them in the Face

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Dude. I want to party with you. Cutie-patootie Colorado State University student Stefan Sortland is accused of stealing an ambulance and attacking deputies after taking molly and cocaine at a Halloween concert. Read the whole bizarre tale after the jump. ... See the Rest

Dafuq? Test Footage from Sock Job

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The other day, Christian Ellermann posted a (rather haunting) profile of NYC gogo-boy-turned-entrepreneur Matthew Camp. I thought I'd follow up with some test footage from Matthew's upcoming film Sock Job – "a screwball comedy about masturbation" directed by Mark Allen. ... See the Rest

Best Anti-Pornography PSA Ever

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Vision Word Studios and New Life Ministries have crafted a powerful parable about a young man's quest for self-control against the evils of on-line pornography. Good Christian Brad meets with his youth group (read:  Ugly Boys for Jesus!) to discuss the escalating effects of a pornography addiction. Later, in the school library, Brad's lascivious ... See the Rest

Behavior Management

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Nick Stahl’s One-Man Show Lands Him in Jail

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So poor, troubled, cutie-patootie Nick Stahl was arrested last night for shakin' the snake, spankin' the frank, thumpin' the pump, ticklin' the pickle – take your pick of euphemisms – at a local porn shop. TMZ reports that: "LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM -- and found Stahl ... See the Rest

50 Cent’s “In Da Club” Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Signing Scripture to Stop the Deaf from Masturbating

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It's offbeat. (via filthyphil) ... See the Rest

The Most Important Scene from Monday Night’s Teen Wolf

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During a particularly brutal lacrosse game (in which a werewolf and a lizard creature pretty much decimated the home team), perennially sidelined Stiles was called in to play. He then blessed us with this not-TMI-at-all moment. ... See the Rest

The Self-Pleasuring OctoMom Porn Trailer Is Here

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And dare I say it? She looks good! ... See the Rest