Introducing WOW reporter Damiana Garcia‘s new web sketch series “Damiana Presents,” in which she gets to play all of the other crazy characters who live inside her head! In this first NSFW episode, she plays a soothing masseur who loses his cool when his mother calls him during a massage session. Things escalate when she calls back during the massage’s “happy ending”!
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Oooooo chile, shit be heating up! OK, so apparently many, many more men have stepped forward to join in or at the very least give testimony to Okorie Okorocha, the legal ace handling this Travolta groping lawsuit. Legal tiger Marty Singer, who is representing Travolta, keeps denying accusations, but hunty, when all is said and done, how are you going to say 85 men are all lying? One thing is for sure, Johnny boy does not like his hog to sweat, he likes his sheetless massages.
Deny, deny, deny. The Lady doth protest too much. New allegations have come out about John Travolta having his way with an anonymous masseur. Allegedly, John found the masseur’s ad online and booked an appointment. The masseur had no idea the new client was Vinny Barbarino but when he met the black Lexus as instructed, he not only saw John, but also some Trojans in the center console. They went back to John’s bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel, John stripped naked and that’s where it all went down… I mean up… you get the picture. John allegedly started stroking legs, shafts, balls, oh my. For more sordid details check here.
New-age healer ME Pearl demonstrates how to realign your possum’s shakras, by giving shiatsu massage in gentle concentric circles, push and fan, push and fan, always working both sides of your opossum’s body otherwise you might interfere with your oppossum’s natural chi “and nobody wants that.” Oh, no we don’t. Beyond enlightening, but I think YouTube Commenter BioShockFan2010 sums it up best when she writes: “Ay white lady u have a fucking possum in your hands!.. you white people always into some weird shit”