OMG, who is that girl? Why it’s none other than Scouse cutie Cher Lloyd. Gone is the small, gapped-toothed smile, bad skin, and Scouse brows, and in their place some veneers, Proactiv, and Damone Roberts. I am such a fan of her music, me and all the 12-year-old girls. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
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Katherine McPhee has come a long way since losing American Idol to Taylor Hicks (who?) but that hasn’t slowed her down a bit! Actually, if anything, it’s helped. No pressure was on her to release a hit album and she got the best PR that any singer could hope for, that money could never buy. I was a HUGE fan of Smash and I am still devastated that it’s gone. With that said, Katherine went for a completely different look with her recent makeover. No more girl next door, she wants to take on the vamp roles now. Rawr. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
And she is loving it! 24-year-old Hayden Panettiere tweeted a selfie of her new look while wearing McQueen. Much older and more mature for her, most definitely. She looks like a younger Betsey Johnson with a hint of Heidi Klum. How long do you think she will keep this look? Bangs, uber blond, and stick-straight hair all equal high maintenance.
Guess he is embracing it all the way. This is Joe Simpson’s new look and he is giving it to us, huntys. Just two days after the divorce was announced (allegedly because he is gay, which shouldn’t be alleged, but legally it is until he actually comes out) Papa Joe is out and about looking very Santa Monica Boulevard. TMZ has lots more pics.
Jack Gleeson, who plays one of the most despicable characters EVER CREATED on Game of Thrones, is featured in the June issue of GQ, and suddenly all the whore beatings and baby murders just fall by the wayside and I’m TOTALLY IN LOVE. I mean, sure. He’s still preternaturally creepy. And he looks like he’s setting fire to someone WITH HIS MIND. But yeah, I’d do him.
Lark Voorhies aka Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell hasn’t been in the public eye for many years and now we know why. Lark is an adorable girl who clearly cannot put on her own makeup. Her face is literally unrecognizable. I thought for a minute it was Daphne Rubin-Vega then I realized otherwise. It seems to me that Lark should enroll in RuPaul’s Drag U.
She’s “reinventing herself” by going au naturel on the cover. Or that’s what she’d have us believe. Actually, she merely replaced her clown-length fake lashes with transvestite whore-length lashes and slathered her face with a pound of actual makeup instead of the pound of the pancake batter she usually uses. Does it work? Does this new look make you think: “WOW! KIM K! She’s just like us! She’s regular folk! I want to hang out with THIS Kim! I’ll forgive ALL her previous fame-whoring ways!” Um, not likely. But she does look better, I’ll grant the stylists and editors that.