Celebrity Big Brother UK Is ON!

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And it promises to be a good house too. After the last one, I was really hoping for a great cast in Celebrity Big Brother UK and I think we got it, save for the obligatory duds. The Americans that are repping our fair country are: Stephanie Pratt (yawn), the amazingly nutty, Gary Busey and our savior Leslie friggin' Jordan! Yes! Beverly Leslie is ... See the Rest

OMG! Lauren Goodger To Go In CBBUK House

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PLEASE let this rumor be the true one. The word is that ex-TOWIE'er Lauren Goodger is entering the Celebrity Big Brother UK House in just one short week. You all have NO idea how obsessed with her I am, for all of the wrong reason, natch. Look, I am watching anyway, but this is just whipped cream on an already tasty sundae. Also rumored is Gary ... See the Rest

It’s All About Lauren Goodger’s Lips

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Seriously. Since Lauren Goodger left TOWIE she has attached herself to an air pump and never let go. She has done nothing but consistently entertain on her Twitter and Instagram accounts with her duckface pouts. Her boobs finally had their growth spurt as did her lips. I've read her magical book and she has a single coming out. #ImaStalker. Please ... See the Rest

TOWIE the Movie? Yes, Please!

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It's actually freakin' happening. A TOWIE movie! After the debacle of the live show, I didn't think we would be privy to anymore treats like this one, but alas, 'tis happenin'. The word is, it'll be shot in Dubai and some of the old faves might be coming back like Mark Wright, the horrendous Lauren Goodger (pictured), Amy Childs and Harry Derbridge ... See the Rest

Walrus On Ice

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Well, right after our very own Pamela Anderson got voted off first from Dancing on Ice in the UK, TOWIE's Lauren Goodger fell right behind her. Lauren's goodbye in week two burned a bit more as one of the judges told her she had "all the sensuality of a walrus on ice." Ouch, dammit, that hurts! ... See the Rest

Miss Personality “Wrote” a Book

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Okay TOWIE fans (of which I am a massive one), of all the ladies on the show, who's book would be the last one you'd ever want to read? Agreed! Lauren Goodger. Watch this clip as she talks about her upcoming read. Doesn't she just ooze charm and pizazz? ... See the Rest

Someone Needs a Hobby or a Therapist

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Lauren Goodger from The Only Way Is Essex in the UK has serious mental issues and it truly makes me sad. If I were her BFF? I would be slapping some serious sense into this bitch. Talk about being dick-whipped. Lauren got thrown out of a club when she walked in and her ex-fiance Mark Wright was there. She tweeted "I want do die. I still love him." ... See the Rest