Proving he’s fully adult at 19, Justin Bieber, or let’s call him “Beerber,” Instagrammed himself drinking a lame brewski with a hoodied buddy, and captioned the pic “Beers in the jungle.” Seems to us “Beers in the bushes” might have been more apt, given the scant garden behind them. (via tmz)
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“Where fiction’s biggest brat and real life’s biggest brat become one.” (via joffreybieber)
Could it be that Gomieber are back in action? Justin Bieber tweeted this image for a hot second last night then quickly took it down. Ahhhh, young fickle love. The word is that Justin was losing his shit without her and after she did her little bit on Letterman or Leno, whatever it was, she then flew to Oslo to be with him. I can hear the hearts breaking all over again.
Justin Bieber posted this vaguely anime cartoon to his Instagram feed yesterday depicting himself shirtless (at the very least) and in bed with one of his beliebers. No info on who made it, but Bieber liked it enough to disseminate it. And who knows how long he fantasized over it before posting. As much as we’d love to wink and say, “Leave it to Bieber,” and as adorable as it might seem at first glance, it’s entirely skeevy when you realize that most of 19-year-old Justin Bieber‘s beliebers are barely approaching 12. That is all.
“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” – douchebag Justin Bieber, writing in Amsterdam’s Anne Frank House guestbook yesterday. (via tmz)
I’d like to say that barring some sort of super-salacious gay sex scandal, this is my last Justin Bieber post, that I’m tired of the wee d-bag and his saggy, crotch-clinging antics. I’d like to move on to some other singing sensation – Conor Maynard, Cody Simpson, Austin Mahone – ANYONE, PLEASE – but nobody else has that combination of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent that he does. So here we are. Friday afternoon. The last post of the day. It’s Justin Bieber’s new single, “All Around the World.” And it’s as annoying as you think it’s gonna be. I’m sorry and good night. (via YouTube)