Our sweet Jake Gyllenhaal looks downright fug like this. I know, they take it there for their roles ie: Tom Hanks, Matthew McConaughey and Christian Bale to name a few, but yeesh, he’s nothing but skin and boner. Jakey is filming Nightcrawler in NYC, allegedly flipped the flip out, punched a mirror, went to the ER to get stitches, then returned back on set. Can’t wait til this madness is done so he could hit the Golden Corral. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
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1. Stars, they’re just like us: They get excited to see celebrities at the airport! Ethan Hawke was OVER THE MOON to bump into Joan Rivers at LAX last night. Which is ADORABLE.
2. My boyfriend Avan Jogia looks like a straight-up IDIOT with that pipe dangling out of his mouth. What a silly hipster affectation. Bing Crosby chic is SO 2010, dude.
3. Blech. Jake Gyllenhaal goes scarily thin for his new movie Nightcrawler. I always warn actors IT’S NOT WORTH IT. You might not get your Oscar, and you just might DESTROY YOUR LOOKS FOREVER.
4. Case in point: Matthew McConaughey. Here he is at the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel, and frankly, he STILL looks like a weird, old, skinny guy. I doubt he’ll ever recover from Dallas Buyers Club. At the very least, my perception of him has changed and I can never unsee him as that sickly character.
(Photos; Pacific Coast News)
Jake Gyllenhaal the movie star, wearing a white T-shirt, took his German shepherd Atticus, wearing a black T-shirt (so you could tell them apart), on an errand run and for a run in the dog park. Neither was on a leash. Bad Jake. (Photos: Pacific Coast News.
This is the front, and this is the back. Jake Gyllenhaal and new girlfriend, fashion model Alyssa Miller (Vogue and Elle covers, etc), photographed walking in New York City, accompanied by Jake’s mother and Alyssa’s Boston terrier. It was noted that Jake was seen frequently kissing Alyssa’s hand. But, eeek, where is her left arm in that rearview photo? Creeped out by that. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
Jane Fonda counts to TWO; a slightly wall-eyed Kate Moss (with hubby Jamie Hince) leaves Cafe De Paris in London at 5:18AM (no judgments); Jake Gyllenhaal is seen taking a walk with his bicycle in SoHo; and it’s always something with humpy Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. He loses his hand in GoT, now he’s got neck problems filming scenes for the movie The Other Woman with Cameron Diaz in New York. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
The thriller about a Boston father (Jackman) who kidnaps the man he thinks is responsible for kidnaping his little daughter and her friend. Gyllenhaal is the detective on the case. Prisoners also stars Viola Davis, Terrence Howard, Maria Bello, Melissa Leo, and – a favorite of ours – Paul Dano, and should open in theaters on September 20. Looks like a don’t-misser.
Gif grabs from Brokeback Mountain. Isn’t it time to revisit that film? (via formermaleprostitute)