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Dying. Just DYING. I was at the Grove for SIX HOURS yesterday, and all I saw was a Basketball Wife. Maybe. Maybe it was just a woman with vulgar nails and a bad weave. I don’t know. But dear lord, if Tyler Hoechlin, Daniel Sharman, and Ian Bohen walked past me I would have had an aneurysm RIGHT THERE and flopped down in front of the dancing waters. Omg, what if they sat next to me at This Is the End and I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE because I was too busy dry humping the chair arm to Jay Baruchel? What if I missed my chance with Daniel FOREVER? These pics HURT.
The young scion is vacationing on a yacht in the South of France. Here he is shirtless, and, what is that he’s doing in the second pic? Spitting his gum into the water? Or maybe doing a walrus impression? I’m not sure. But he looks HOT doing it. And WHOA THERE, SON, don’t lose your trunks in that third pic. Wouldn’t want THAT to happen, now would we? That’s it, pull them up. Whew. (via Just Jared)
Look, they’re all there. Christopher, Henry, Tom, George, and Dean, as well as two illustrated versions – and NO BRANDON! What, did they think that his presence would be newsstand poison, that he would somehow curse the issue like he cursed Superman Returns? Poor Brandon Routh! Poor DEAR, SWEET, WONDERFUL Brandon Routh! First of all, it’s a misconception that Superman Returns bombed. It made $400 million! That’s hardly a bomb. And, yes, it was kind of a dreary outing, but I blame that on Kevin Spacey’s charisma-free turn as Lex Luther. Brandon was fine. Brandon was adorable. And Brandon had a lump in his tights the size of a Christmas ham, and that ALONE should have insured the movie’s success. But no. He alone has been left to shoulder the blame for the movie not becoming a franchise. And in turn, his career has suffered. I thought he was fab in Scott Pilgrim, and I thought he was dreamy in Chuck. And yet, this cover shows that people are still hestitant about using him. It’s a damn shame, I say. A damn shame! BRANDON, I SUPPORT YOU!