Yes, I’m retiring to a monastery in Greece. That’s my dream. Away from the gritty hustle and bustle of pop culture. Away from the shrieking horrors of Hollywood. THIS is where I long to be. The Metéora. Unplugged from the world. Forever. From Wikipedia: “The Metéora, meaning ”middle of the sky”, “suspended in the air” or “in the heavens above” (etymologically related to “meteorite”) is one of the largest and most important complexes of Eastern Orthodox monasteries in Greece, second only to Mount Athos. The six monasteries are built on natural sandstone rock pillars, at the northwestern edge of the Plain of Thessaly near the Pineios river and Pindus Mountains, in central Greece.” Gorgeous. Photo by Sebastian L.