I don’t know about you, kids, but didn’t your mom look like this when she read you your bedtime stories? What’s that? No? Silly me, what was I thinking? Chances are Mariah left American Idol without changing out of her drag and got home in time to tuck in her twins and also put her children to sleep. I don’t know about Meems, but I won’t even step out of the studio with my drag on. When I am done shooting I like to wipe it all off and drive home naked. I am totally confident Mariah didn’t plan this at all. I am certain this was wacky, spontaneous, and real.