Chase! Darling! Haven’t thought of you in YEARS! And look! You’re a MAN now. Modeling for Mr Porter, I see. Has Gossip Girl ended? Is it FINALLY over? Funny how you just slipped off the radar some time around 2009. Well, it’s nice to have you back, son. You look very dapper. Now let’s get you a nice indie movie role or maybe leak some iPhone pictures of your junk to REALLY do this whole comeback thing properly. A hot photo shoot is a start, but you just look like Nate Archibald here, only older, and we need to MIX THINGS UP A BIT. But, yes, yay, good for you, putting yourself out there again. (via His Style Diary)
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Disappointingly in a tee shirt, I know, I know. I guess he’s too big a star now to just willy-nilly whip out his nips for every magazine that asks. That’s fine. When The Lucky One and The Paperboy flop, I’m sure he’ll be back to conveniently exercising on a beach, shirtless. I’m a patient man. I can wait. But we all need to stop and gasp at the tornado-shaped tricep touching down on his arm here. It’s like one of those alien slugs out of Slither is under his skin, crawling up his arm to est his brain. It’s weird and kinda gross and yet I can’t take my eyes off it. What do you think? Hot or not?
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Looking NOT GRIZZLED at all! The hair’s still GOT TO GO, though. It’s veering into Johnny Depp territory. Yuck.
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From The Independent: “The artist Sam Taylor-Wood was presented with an OBE by Prince Charles at Buckingham Palace yesterday.The visibly pregnant 44-year-old, who is expecting her second child early next year with partner Aaron Johnson, 21, was recognized for her photography and video work.” Tumblr response to this picture has not been kind. Aside from the snide remarks about her general horse-ishness, most aren’t happy that the once scaldingly hot Aaron Johnson has devolved into an Edwardian cartoon. What happened? And how can we get our old Kick-Ass back? YOU WERE A CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR MODEL, AARON! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! GET A GRIP! Plenty more pictorial proof his former humpiness after the jump.
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Yes, the kid from Jerry Maguire. After getting slammed for his ugly mug on Family Guy last year, he’s obviously doing what he can to show the public that he doesn’t look like a melted shar pei anymore. And it’s working. Oh to be the guy under him in that first pic. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS BOY A COMEBACK. A gazillion more pics at ONTD.
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Zac Efron in his Reno 911 hotpants last night. Yowza. (via Towleroad)
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Holy crap, the old boy just might have a future in show biz after all! I had sort of given up on him, hadn’t you? Seems he’s joining the cast of Off-Broadway’s longest running show The Fantasticks, taking on the role of MATT, if that means anything to you. “Never in the 51-year-history of The Fantasticks have we opted to cast someone with Aaron Carter’s level of fame, instead quietly enjoying our reputation for giving many future stars their first professional performing gig,” writer Tom Jones said in a slightly backhanded statement (via Playbill). “But when I saw the level of enthusiasm, professionalism and sheer talent Aaron brought to us, I knew that he would be an incredibly exciting addition to The Fantasticks family.” Now, I don’t know about you, but when I look at THAT FACE and hear the words “THE LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT AARON BROUGHT TO US,” I’m not going to lie. I thought: METH. Right? But if getting him onstage and working again leads to actual BROADWAY roles, well that’s a good thing, isn’t it? And if he keeps clean, why, he could have the career of, say, a Clay Aiken or an Ashley Parker Angel! And isn’t that the best we could hope for? (via Broadway.com)









