Do You Wanna Fry with That?

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Mmmmm… Brains!

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Ibrahim Langoo, a student in the UK, found what he described as a "wrinkled brain" inside a fried piece KFC chicken at a location in Colchester, Essex. “I threw it down onto my tray immediately," he said. "It looked like a brain. I suddenly felt grim and really sick. I couldn’t bring myself to pick the lump up so I went to the serving counter to ... See the Rest

The Only Ones We Need

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Everyone knows about Chick-Fil-A's anti-gay stance, but who needs them when we've got these great fast food joints? Though whoever created this adorable piece of satire should have hit spell check. ... See the Rest

At Least Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap

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This graphic shows how much bigger serving portions have become in restaurants since the 1950s. The CDC says they have quadrupled and we've all added an extra 26 pounds because of it. But are we at least fat and happy? (via TheDailyWh.at) ... See the Rest

It’s Crunchy in All the Wrong Places

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McDonald's is back in the spotlight. Some dude found this lovely deep-fried cockroach at the bottom of his hash browns. He brought it in to the manager and she totally gave him a receipt to have his next meal free whenever he wants it. Lucky bastard. ... See the Rest

She’s Glovin’ It

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This is the best McD's story yet. In our humble state of California, a woman named Shelly Lynn is suing McDonald's for forcing her into becoming a literal ho. See, Shelly started working there in 1982 (yes, that says 82) and she claimed her wages were so low and the health benefits so inferior that she had to become a prostitute to survive and her ... See the Rest

Chick Picket

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Chick-Fil-A – purveyors of the most unbelievably delicious fag-hating chicken sandwiches IN THE WORLD – opened in Hollywood yesterday, just blocks from the WOW offices. Already celebrities who eat there are being tarred and feathered by homo-loving lamestream media. Now, of course we would NEVER eat there. (Unless we were wearing heavily veiled, ... See the Rest

Chick-fil-A Cows Come to Town

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