The Future Is Now: Fart-Proof Underpants Are Now a Thing

ad_118626639-e1382444542281

Not that WOW Report readers would ever need such a thing (we smell of honeysuckle and warm bread) but if you have loved ones suffering from Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Crohn’s Disease, and food intolerances – or maybe they're just crude, gassy beasts – new flatulence filtering fabrics containing Zorflex, used in chemical warfare suits, have recently ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Katy Perry

Screen shot 2013-08-01 at 4.35.31 PM

“OK, so here’s the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule. He’s my bud, I’m like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: ‘One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.’ ... See the Rest

My Favorite New Tumblr: Models Who Look Like They Just Farted

Screen shot 2012-02-06 at 12.29.17 PM

(via Models Who Look They Just Farted) ... See the Rest

LA Weekly Asks Fartbarf the Questions We’re All Wondering

fartbarffy-thumb-480x320

Why Fartbarf? Yeah, it's pretty much the worst name in the world. We started in 2008; the name kind of came before the band. Farting is funny, barfing is painful, so those two verbs seem to fit well with the music we make. It also sets a very low bar when people come to see us, so it actually helps, because it sounds like an 11 year old's punk ... See the Rest

Things You Can Do On Santa’s Lap

Video thumbnail for youtube video Things You Can Do On Santa's Lap - World of Wonder

As much as I do enjoy holiday music, sometimes I get kind of sick of the same old songs every year, and I have to spice it up by listening to something different. Alternative Christmas songs like this one keep that holiday spirit fresh. Say what you will about this video – yes it might be a childish fart-joke song – but damn it, it's the holiday ... See the Rest

Iguana Fart of the Day

And it's really something! More forceful than you'd expect. Not that an iguana fart is anything you'd expect. (via The DW)  ... See the Rest