#Fartzenegger: THE Most Ridiculous Schwarzenegger Compilation Ever (Fart Noise)

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I'm sorry. This is appalling. To take a distinguished film career like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s and adding fart sounds to every possible scene, I don’t ... See the Rest

Fart Facts!

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Did you know that "fart" is one of the oldest words in the English language? It's TRUE! It's also one of the oldest words EVER, stretching back before written language. Before agriculture, even. You can tell because it shows up in languages that haven't been related in a really ... Watch Now

French Inventor Develops Pills for Chocolate-Smelling Farts

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Holiday gift idea for that annoying uncle who insists you pull his finger at every family gathering! 65-year-old French inventor Christian Poincheval claims he's invented a ... See the Rest

The Future Is Now: Fart-Proof Underpants Are Now a Thing

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Not that WOW Report readers would ever need such a thing (we smell of honeysuckle and warm bread) but if you have loved ones suffering from Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Crohn’s ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Katy Perry

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“OK, so here’s the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am ... See the Rest

My Favorite New Tumblr: Models Who Look Like They Just Farted

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LA Weekly Asks Fartbarf the Questions We’re All Wondering

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Why Fartbarf? Yeah, it's pretty much the worst name in the world. We started in 2008; the name kind of came before the band. Farting is funny, barfing is painful, so those two verbs seem to fit well with the music we make. It also sets a very low bar when ... See the Rest

Things You Can Do On Santa’s Lap

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As much as I do enjoy holiday music, sometimes I get kind of sick of the same old songs every year, and I have to spice it up by listening to something different. Alternative Christmas songs like this one keep that holiday spirit fresh. Say what you will about this video – yes it ... See the Rest