Zayn was exhausted, you guys, and couldn’t quite remember where he had just been. Poor little guy conflated Malibu and Miami. Or Alabama. Who knows. But that last frame is just heartbreaking as he berates himself for his mistake. “MALIBAMI? STUPID, STUPID ZAYN!” I just want to give him a hug, an Ambien, and a nice, warm bed.
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Jason Russell, the mastermind behind the world’s most viral video, was taken into custody this morning in San Diego for allegedly being drunk in public and masturbating. He is currently being hospitalized on a 5150 to determine his mental state. “Cops told NBC7 in SD they received several calls around 11:30 AM … reporting a man in ‘various stages of undress.’ Sources tell us Russell was dancing around the Intersection of Ingraham and Riviera wearing ‘speedo-like underwear’ and eventually removed the underwear and began to make sexual gestures. We’re told it appeared Russell was under the influence of some kind of substance. Cops told NBC, ‘Officers detained [Russell] and transferred him to a local medical facility for further evaluation and treatment.’”
His publicist said that he was suffering from “exhaustion, dehydration. and malnutrition.” Which makes sense. I mean, who DOESN’T masturbate in public when they’re tired, hungry, and thirsty?
INTERNET JOKE: “Masturbating in public is how you make invisible children.”
Well, if celebrities die in threes, they OD in fours. Heather Locklear, Tracy Morgan, Kevin Federline, and NOW Demi Moore! OK, officially Kevin collapsed because he was fat, but who knows how many rails he had done before that last chicken pot pie did him in? ANYWAY… WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE CELEBRITIES? TMZ is reporting that Demi was rushed to the hospital last night QUOTE UNQUOTE “for substance abuse.” A 911 phone call was placed at 10:45 last night. Paramedics arrived and, after assessing her for half an hour (which must have seemed like A HUNDRED YEARS to poor coked out Demi) transported her to a local hospital. Demi’s rep tells TMZ, “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health.” Yeah, coke IS exhausting, I’ll testify to THAT. Now, not to be a gossip BUT I remember LAST YEAR at Sundance when she was ALL BUT CARRIED OUT of a certain talent agency’s party, which makes me think MAYBE SHE DIDN’T LEAVE ASHTON because he was cheating…. MAYBE ASHTON LEFT HER, because she’s a freakin’ MESS! As they say, STORY DEVELOPING…