I’m Malibami Bound

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Zayn was exhausted, you guys, and couldn't quite remember where he had just been. Poor little guy conflated Malibu and Miami. Or Alabama. Who knows. But that last frame is just heartbreaking as he berates himself for his mistake. "MALIBAMI? STUPID, STUPID ZAYN!" I just want to give him a hug, an Ambien, and a nice, warm bed. ... See the Rest

“KONY 2012″ Mastermind Found Masturbating on Street Corner

Jason Russell, co-founder of non-profit Invisible Children and director of "Kony 2012" viral video campaign, poses in New York

Jason Russell, the mastermind behind the world's most viral video, was taken into custody this morning in San Diego for allegedly being drunk in public and masturbating. He is currently being hospitalized on a 5150 to determine his mental state. "Cops told NBC7 in SD they received several calls around 11:30 AM ... reporting a man in 'various stages ... See the Rest

BREAKING NEWS: Demi Moore Rushed to Hospital “For Substance Abuse”

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Well, if celebrities die in threes, they OD in fours. Heather Locklear, Tracy Morgan, Kevin Federline, and NOW Demi Moore! OK, officially Kevin collapsed because he was fat, but who knows how many rails he had done before that last chicken pot pie did him in? ANYWAY... WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE CELEBRITIES? TMZ is reporting that Demi was rushed ... See the Rest