Quote Unquote: Quentin Crisp


"I think I’ve lived my life in excess in moderation. Excess in moderation, of course, is lovely because then you have what is an excess to other people and is in moderation to yourself. Almost everything you do is excessive to other people." - Quentin Crisp (Photo of Quentin as Elizabeth I in Orlando) ... See the Rest

Ever Wonder What 53 Coats of Polish Would Look Like on Your Nails?


Last year, Kas of the nail-art blog, Varnished Valkyrie, spent over two hours (“just for the heck of it”) applying 53 coats of nail polish to her fingernails which resulted in the above. "I had it on for just over three hours and it was super easy to remove," says Kas, "because it NEVER dried! I used a tissue to take most of it off. And there’s ... See the Rest

Gaga in a 24-Carat Gold Wheelchair, of Course


MTV reports that Mordekai's Ken Borochov was commissioned to design the chair: "I certainly wasn't expecting that phone call and have never done a wheelchair but am always up for a challenge and was thrilled to create what I affectionately dubbed the Chariot, a chair fit only for a queen," Ken said in an official statement. Logically, Ken looked ... See the Rest

What Recession?


After a hard day of barking at her underlings, Kimora Simmons bathes her feet in Perrier Jouet champagne. Heads have ended up on pikes for less. (via Deconstruct) ... See the Rest

tronny heels

Light-up LED sandals by designer Edmundo Castillo, inspired by Tron: Legacy and retailing for ONLY $1650! Exclusively at Saks Fifth Avenue starting February 1st (by which time the movie will have bombed and the shoes become irrelevant! YAY!) No word on whether you need to keep the extension cord plugged in while you walk or not. (via The Life ... See the Rest


Hard-partying Pete Doherty debuted his new fuller figure last night along with his jewelry collection, Albion Trinketry, at the Westbourne Grove Joseph Store in West London. "The rocker seems to be suffering the after-affects of years of drug abuse," noted the Daily Mail, with typical British understatement.  ... See the Rest

This is how you get your head on a pike and paraded through the streets, gurl

I feel icky and depressed and full of shame just LOOKING at Kim K's $1.6 million birthday cake. Diamond sprinkles. Diamond candles. Have you EVER? The revolution is coming, missy, and such singular vulgarity and wanton excess cannot go unpunished. (via Necole Bitchie) ... See the Rest