Restasis Is for Wussies


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Just a Huge Group of Girls


Here we see a huge group of girls in their natural habitat. The club. (t/y Jonathan; via Break) ... See the Rest

Have a Great Weekend, Everyone


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Tune For Today: ‘Never Drinking Again’

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Adorable. Hilarious. Spot-on. If only Broadway was this fun. With lyrics like "Why did I send my boss my dick?" and "Why would I take a cake from the urinal?" – I think it's safe to say, we've all been there. Be sure to notice the dead guy in the pool at the 1:49 mark. (via Towleroad) ... See the Rest

Stiff Drink

What's with these Italian ad agencies? (Ed note: Does a rhetorical question take a question mark?) When they're not promoting Hitler as a big pink role model for teens, they're drowning fetuses in cocktail glasses. In the name of good. This message in the poster you see here, with a fetus at the bottom of a wine spritzer, translates as "When Mommy ... See the Rest

Jägermeister: The Story Behind the Label

You might have been told by a friend who'd had a few shots of it that the circle, deer, and radiant cross on the Jägermeister label represent the expression "O, dear God" (get it?) but that would be more a representation of how stoopid the "liquid Quaalude" aperitif made your friend. The bachelor guy at The Bachelor Guy got the label's legend ... See the Rest