Chaddy just had his wisdom teeth pulled, and you know what that means: He’s about to go viral! After being assured by his mom that Russians aren’t bad people, he goes on to chat about big hats, Panda Express, ice cream, and how wonderful it is when his dad builds fires. Then he cries and tells his dad he loves him and plans on buying him a big house after he makes his first million dollars. It’s absolutely adorable and you will fall in love.
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So I think I’ve mentioned my dentist is right in the thick of Rodeo Drive, which I love, it’s the only reason I go to him. That and he’s REALLY CUTE, OMG. So there I was after my appointment, high as a kite, stumbling around and drooling slightly, with a big old puffed-up face, looking like an absolute maniac, when who do I run into but TEEN HEARTTHROB LOGAN LERMAN!
LOGAN: Thanks, man (shakes my hand, very politely)
ME: How exciting about Three Musketeers coming out! (He nods) Have you wrapped up Perks of Being a Wallflower? And what are you doing now?
LOGAN: Uh, yeah Wallflower wrapped a little while ago, and now I’m just starting press for Musketeers.
By now, he’s looking a little wild-eyed, like WHO IS THIS CREEPY OLD QUEEN WITH THE STRING OF DROOL DANGLING FROM HIS CHIN WHO KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT ME AND HOW DO I GET AWAY?
“No, no, no,” I assure him, “it’s OK, I’m a BLOGGER!
So then he REALLY looks scared, but he graciously allows me to take some pictures of him, one of which actually turned out, which is surprising as I AM TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND. Then he shook my hand again and made a quick getaway. Let me just say: He was totally adorable but VERY TINY. Like Elijah Wood tiny. And that was my Logan Lerman experience.
I’m totally tripping balls right now, but I wanted to show you the X-ray of my mouth. I was just at the dentist and they sliced me open, did some drilling, and implanted GIANT FRANKENSTEIN-SIZED SCREWS in my jawbone. Massive, massive amounts METAL. Like, if I fight Magneto I AM FUUUUCKED. This is the lower left jaw. There’s one on my upper right as well. Did I mention I’m totally tripping MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW? I am. Totally. So, yeah. Big fucking screws in my face.