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New Friendship Alert!

Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger – let me repeat that: TAYLOR LAUTNER AND PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!! – played a game of touch football ... See the Rest

**EXCLUSIVE** CALVIN WHO?? Nick Gruber, former boytoy of Calvin Klein in his first photos since leaving rehab, frolics on the beach with Chelsea Heath in Marina Del Rey

Somebody Has Come Between Him and his Calvin

In related frolicking-on-the-beach-with-the-wrong-person news, Nick Gruber was spotted in Marina Del Rey making out with a nubile young chippie who is ... See the Rest

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A Visual Guide to the Kinsey Scale

Click to enlarge. Where do you fall? (via Jose the First) ... See the Rest

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What We’re Reading Now

Fiction, obvs. (via The Flaming Curmudgeon) ... See the Rest

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Joe Jonas’ Gender Non-Specific Answers on The Choice

The Choice is a horrible, degrading, thoroughly distasteful exercise in celebrity-sanctioned slut auctioning that I somehow got sucked into watching ... See the Rest

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Louis Tomlinson’s Girlfriend, Eleanor Calder, Joins Him in Niagara Falls

Posted without comment. ... See the Rest

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Simon Cowell Addresses Gay Rumors

The biggest bitch in showbiz wants everybody to know he's totally not homosexual. "If I was gay, why wouldn't I admit it?" he recently told Tom Bower, ... See the Rest

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Zac Demonstrates How to Unhook a Bra Strap

Watch the full video here. ... See the Rest