New Friendship Alert!

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Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger – let me repeat that: TAYLOR LAUTNER AND PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!! – played a game of touch football yesterday in Calabasas. TOUCH football. TOUCH foot BALL. Heh heh heh. Says Pacific Coast News: "The Twilight star and the son of action hero and former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger were seen laughing and ... See the Rest

Somebody Has Come Between Him and his Calvin

**EXCLUSIVE** CALVIN WHO?? Nick Gruber, former boytoy of Calvin Klein in his first photos since leaving rehab, frolics on the beach with Chelsea Heath in Marina Del Rey

In related frolicking-on-the-beach-with-the-wrong-person news, Nick Gruber was spotted in Marina Del Rey making out with a nubile young chippie who is most definitely NOT his on-again-off-again lover Calvin Klein. Her name? Chelsea Heath, but don't bother remembering it. Without Calvin at his side, this is probably the last time anyone will ever ... See the Rest

A Visual Guide to the Kinsey Scale

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Click to enlarge. Where do you fall? (via Jose the First) ... See the Rest

What We’re Reading Now

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Fiction, obvs. (via The Flaming Curmudgeon) ... See the Rest

Joe Jonas’ Gender Non-Specific Answers on The Choice

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The Choice is a horrible, degrading, thoroughly distasteful exercise in celebrity-sanctioned slut auctioning that I somehow got sucked into watching last night. A friend of mine who lives in an earlier time zone told me I needed to see it solely for the thrill of watching Joe Jonas pretend to be turned on by dizzy, scantily clad trollops. Mr Jonas ... See the Rest

Louis Tomlinson’s Girlfriend, Eleanor Calder, Joins Him in Niagara Falls

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Posted without comment. ... See the Rest

Simon Cowell Addresses Gay Rumors

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The biggest bitch in showbiz wants everybody to know he's totally not homosexual. "If I was gay, why wouldn't I admit it?" he recently told Tom Bower, the author of Sweet Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell. "It wouldn't harm me, and my mother wouldn't freak out." And if Simon's word isn't good enough for you, former "glamour model" Alice ... See the Rest

Zac Demonstrates How to Unhook a Bra Strap

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Watch the full video here. ... See the Rest