New Friendship Alert!

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Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger – let me repeat that: TAYLOR LAUTNER AND PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!! – played a game of touch football yesterday in Calabasas. TOUCH football. TOUCH foot BALL. Heh heh heh. Says Pacific Coast News: "The Twilight star and the son of action ... See the Rest

Somebody Has Come Between Him and his Calvin

**EXCLUSIVE** CALVIN WHO?? Nick Gruber, former boytoy of Calvin Klein in his first photos since leaving rehab, frolics on the beach with Chelsea Heath in Marina Del Rey

In related frolicking-on-the-beach-with-the-wrong-person news, Nick Gruber was spotted in Marina Del Rey making out with a nubile young chippie who is most definitely NOT his on-again-off-again lover Calvin Klein. Her name? Chelsea Heath, but don't bother remembering it. Without ... See the Rest

A Visual Guide to the Kinsey Scale

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Click to enlarge. Where do you fall? (via Jose the First) ... See the Rest

What We’re Reading Now

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Fiction, obvs. (via The Flaming Curmudgeon) ... See the Rest

Joe Jonas’ Gender Non-Specific Answers on The Choice

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The Choice is a horrible, degrading, thoroughly distasteful exercise in celebrity-sanctioned slut auctioning that I somehow got sucked into watching last night. A friend of mine who lives in an earlier time zone told me I needed to see it solely for the thrill of watching Joe ... See the Rest

Louis Tomlinson’s Girlfriend, Eleanor Calder, Joins Him in Niagara Falls

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Posted without comment. ... See the Rest

Simon Cowell Addresses Gay Rumors

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The biggest bitch in showbiz wants everybody to know he's totally not homosexual. "If I was gay, why wouldn't I admit it?" he recently told Tom Bower, the author of Sweet Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell. "It wouldn't harm me, and my mother wouldn't freak out." And if ... See the Rest

Zac Demonstrates How to Unhook a Bra Strap

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Watch the full video here. ... See the Rest